Making Lemonade

So goes the saying. There have been many lemon rinds going out to the compost bin this week and the rats are getting fat. But not I.
This week I began the lemonade diet. That so called diet that has lasted over five decades and still continues to roll on. The effects have been phonominal as I have lost 12 pounds and that was on the morning of day 5. Who knows what other benefits are in store?